Will Durst

Republican Logic on Guns Makes Me Twitch | Raging Moderate

Sadly fascinating to endure another predictable dance performed on the national stage by our elected politicians in response to the recent horrendous concert shooting in… Continue reading

Trump Needs to Stop Ruining Sundays | Raging Moderate

Opinions on the recent rash of football players taking a knee during the national anthem are like knobby elbows: everybody’s got at least one. Donald… Continue reading

Typhoon Trump | Raging Moderate

Considering the severity of the cascade of disasters descending upon us lately, we should thank our lucky stars we’re able to talk about them. Earthquakes,… Continue reading

How They Spent Their Summer Vacation | Raging Moderate

And so we bid a hearty “Welcome Back” to our elected representatives as they reluctantly trudge back to Washington following their annual summer recess, and… Continue reading

Boy, Labor Day Came Fast This Year | Raging Moderate

Labor Day? Already? You got to be kidding. How the hell did that happen? Eight months of the year have expired? 2017 is two-thirds over?… Continue reading

What Trump Says vs. What Trump Means | Raging Moderate by Will Durst

Most presidents try to avoid controversy by painstakingly parsing their words like a fifth grader conserving an allowance at the county fair. Reluctant to reflect… Continue reading

Hateful Haters Hating Hate | Will Durst

Someone please tell the radical left to stop getting their panties in a bundle and quit calling our president a Nazi. Donald Trump proved himself… Continue reading

Thermonuclear Chicken | Raging Moderate

Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the drive-in. Pull out your pedal… Continue reading

Apparently, Trump is a Winner Surrounded by Losers | Raging Moderate

Donald Trump is a winner. Just ask him. After all, he won the presidential election. They don’t get much bigger than that. And winners find… Continue reading

Trump’s Fifth Avenue Requiem | Raging Moderate

Anybody remember when Donald Trump boasted, “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot someone and wouldn’t lose voters.” Now that we’ve… Continue reading

Fake Sons | Raging Moderate by Will Durst

And now, a few choice words about Donald Trump… Junior. Seems as if the eldest son of the Trump Crime Family is not the brilliant… Continue reading

Trump Loves Executive Orders Even More Than Obama | Raging Moderate

Donald J. Trump has many tools at his disposal. Both houses of Congress. The support of rural America. Friends in high places. His family. A… Continue reading

Eating Crow Now That America is Great Again | Raging Moderate

Dear Noble Rustics, Last November, you real and true Americans chose a New York City real estate developer as our 45th President because of your… Continue reading

Snowflakes Want Me To Be Nicer to Trump | Will Durst

I need to stop and thank all the nice folk who’ve been kind enough to take time from their busy schedules to provide this column… Continue reading

Comey Don’t Play That | Raging Moderate

Millions of Americans watched transfixed as James Comey testified in front of the Senate Intelligence Committee last week, and no, that’s not an oxymoron. To… Continue reading

Making America Jurassic Again | Raging Moderate

President Donald Trump possesses a style described by friends as virile and intuitive, and by foes as oafish and oblivious. Some see him as a… Continue reading

Was Trump Bitten by a Radioactive Spider? | Raging Moderate

Donald John Trump is keeping people busy. He’s got staffers, lawyers, streaming news alert editors, impeachment historians, ethics investigators, hair spray manufacturers, Putin watchers and… Continue reading

President Trump Stress Disorder | Raging Moderate

An epidemic is sweeping the nation, causing sufferers to experience feelings of hopeless doom, certain annihilation and cataclysmic collapse. It’s an existential plague manifesting itself… Continue reading

Report Card on Trump’s First 100 Days | Raging Moderate

It seems like decades since Barack Obama handed the keys to the country over to the House of Trump, but that was only at the… Continue reading

Bad Hair Wars Between Trump and North Korea | Raging Moderate

Enterprising entrepreneurs out there might wantto invest in a fleet of tractor backhoes and partial ownership of a limestone quarry, because it’s starting to look… Continue reading