Forget the tulips. Ignore the robins. Don’t let the hummingbirds, awakening bears, geese flying north or egg-coloring kits on sale in the grocery store fool… Continue reading
Q. What just happened? A. After 675 days, 19 lawyers, 40 FBI agents, 500 search warrants, 2,800 subpoenas and 13 requests to foreign governments for… Continue reading
Stop the presses. Hold the phone. Call the queen. Ring a bell. Do the math. Cut the cheese. Bring the hurt. Mind the gap. Get… Continue reading
The problem is more obvious than half a leech on the sneeze guard of a salad bar: We’re paying much too much attention. Our national… Continue reading
President Donald Trump loves him some wall. Not the wall of corruption he’s surrounded himself with. Not that karmic wall of wasting all his political… Continue reading
The State of the Union address, presented by President Donald Trump, is a week late, due to the government being closed for five. In the… Continue reading
It’s way past time to congratulate the baby Jesus on the anniversary of his birth. While all those annoying unending ads for the Christmas sales… Continue reading
Sit the kids down. Let the dogs out. Prop the grandparents up. The nation’s patience has been richly rewarded, because the eagerly awaited list of… Continue reading
Money. Moolah. Cash. Dough. Scratch. Dinero. Benjamins. Greenbacks. Cabbage. Lettuce. Gravy. Whatever you call it, nobody ever has enough of it — you, me, poor… Continue reading
One thing we should all be grateful for this year is that Thanksgiving is making its annual appearance at the earliest possible point on the… Continue reading
Be careful out there folks, because we’re in the middle of that scary time of year when spooky, hollow-eyed, costumed creatures come begging for treats… Continue reading
For some unfathomable reason, Donald Trump has worked himself into one heavy-duty lather over dictators. Strongmen. Warlords. Kingpins. His love of tyrants is tremendous. It… Continue reading
It’s such a hoary old chestnut, the phrase should be roasting on an open fire right about now. “This will be the most important election… Continue reading
Brett Kavanaugh’s pathway to the Supreme Court has been more circuitous than a drunken snake’s slide down a bobsled run. No matter whether you were… Continue reading
The Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court confirmation process has stumbled forward like a 10-year-old pushing a marble pedestal twice his size up a four-story stairwell. You… Continue reading
Be very careful, because it’s getting crazy out there. You don’t want to end up collateral damage accidentally straying into the path of the newest… Continue reading
Let us take a few minutes to talk about the most underrated holiday of them all: Labor Day. Poor baby. It gets less respect than… Continue reading
It’s almost impossible to measure the corruption surrounding Donald Trump these days. It is huuuuuge covering the White House with a blanket of sleaze deep… Continue reading
The ongoing warfare between Omarosa Manigault-Newman and President Donald Trump is more scarily delicious than an underbaked blueberry muffin covered in strawberry marshmallow sauce and… Continue reading
We look forward to it for months. Calendars have been cleared, reservations made, and the anticipation in the house is so high, it vibrates like… Continue reading
