The Jenner switch: Divided we stand | LETTER TO THE EDITOR

Published 12:42 pm Thursday, July 2, 2015

To the editor:

This is the last straw! After seeing nothing Bruce/Caitlin Jenner in the media this past week and seeing cheesecake shots of him/her, I’ve cleaned up the floor and decided that we should withdraw from the union. Please join me in creating 13 sovereign states here on the “rock.”

For starters, I suggest: Crystal Springs, Lynwood Center, Fort Ward, Port Blakely, Eagledale, Winslow, Rolling Bay, Port Madison, West Port Madison, Sebold, Manzanita Bay, Island Center and Fletcher Bay.

Anyone who wants to join us later can create territories and apply for statehood. Maybe we can then begin to restore some sanity. Give me Liberty, or Give Me Death! (If that one is already taken, then something similar.)

CHUCK MACLEARNSBERRY

Bainbridge Island