Will Durst

Bad Hair Wars Between Trump and North Korea | Raging Moderate

Enterprising entrepreneurs out there might wantto invest in a fleet of tractor backhoes and partial ownership of a limestone quarry, because it’s starting to look… Continue reading

A Covey of Political Caucuses | Raging Moderate

During the Trump Care Meltdown, when the same Republicans that chanted “Repeal & Replace” for seven years folded like a broken down lawn chair in… Continue reading

Trump is Breaking (the) News | Raging Moderate

Supposedly, the Chinese or the Arabs or the Scientologists or one of those ancient inscrutable cultures, has a saying that goes “May you live in… Continue reading

The Head of Trump University Got Schooled | Raging Moderate

It has been assailed as the end of democracy. Vilified as a form of slavery. Denigrated, denounced and disparaged. But like a blind, three-legged dog… Continue reading

Trump is the Picasso of Hogwash | Raging Moderate

The English language has a healthy share of euphemisms for lying. Fabrication. Falsification. Making stuff up. Inoperative statements. Alternative facts. Big fat fibs. Untruths. Puffery.… Continue reading

Russian Nesting Squalls | Raging Moderate

Whoever said that a week in politics can be a lifetime was living so far in the past, they probably have a drawer full of… Continue reading

The Fake News President | Raging Moderate

No matter what you think of Donald J. Trump, you got to admit he’s a cracker-jack salesman with an uncanny gift for manipulating the mainstream… Continue reading

The Trumpish Cabinet | Raging Moderate

In typical liberal fashion, the mean weenie left has called Donald Trump’s cabinet horrible things. “Corrupt nitwits.” “Career criminals.” “Greedy thugs.” “Clueless dunces.” “Bad dancers.”… Continue reading

Democrats Are Completely Lost | Will Durst

Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was the Democrats after November’s election. But surely in the months since, they’d come… Continue reading

Partying Like It’s 1939 | Will Durst

Donald Trump is the political reincarnation of Tina Turner — he doesn’t do anything nice and easy. Also, they’re both Type A personalities who expend… Continue reading

Trump’s First 100 Days | Raging Moderate

As extraordinary as it sounds, Donald J. Trump is now the 45th President of the United States. It’s mind-boggling. Like making John Goodman the cover… Continue reading

2017 Resolutions I Hope People Made | Raging Moderate

All right everybody; time to slap on a happy face and start thinking positively about the upcoming twelve months. And none of that, “You want… Continue reading

Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish | Raging Moderate

It is our fervent hope here at Durstco that all you loyal readers join us in welcoming the elixir of opportunity that is 2017 and… Continue reading

The Christmas Gifts You Didn’t Get But Totally Deserved | Raging Moderate

Relax. Now breathe. And repeat. The nonstop madcap insanity has finally reached its red and green holiday crescendo and its all downhill from here. Don’t… Continue reading

Republicans are the Masters of Not Getting Over Things | Raging Moderate

And now a few choice words for all Republicans advising Democrats to “stop whining about the election and get over it.” Oh, really. Get over… Continue reading

The Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2016 | Raging Moderate

It’s the first week of December, and all over the nation children dance while grandparents twitch with anticipation. Which, admittedly, isn’t that out of the… Continue reading

Presidential Apprentice | Raging Moderate

Two months before joining the government in an entry level position, President-elect Donald Trump has been learning the ropes and is busier than a bartender… Continue reading

Holiday Heartburn | Raging Moderate

And now a public service announcement for all you prodigal sons and daughters making the pilgrimage back home for the annual Turkey Day reunion. Prepare… Continue reading

The Undecideds | Raging Moderate

Some of the great eternal questions are, “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”; “If a tree falls in a forest, and no one… Continue reading

Donald, Leave Comedy to the Professionals | RAGING MODERATE

Comedy is a delicate business and should be left to the trained professionals.