Will Durst

Trump’s Hair: An Analysis | Raging Moderate

Many readers have protested this column’s tiresome history of taking cheap shots at the expense of our 45th President. So today we reverse that distressing… Continue reading

A Few Choice Words About Mueller’s Investigation | Raging Moderate

We now offer up a few choice words concerning the continuing investigation being conducted by Special Counsel Robert Mueller, and those words are: Happy Birthday… Continue reading

Many, Many More Questions for Trump | Raging Moderate

Robert Mueller has many questions for the president. The New York Times released a list of 49 for which Donald Trump hopefully has answers that… Continue reading

His Own Worst Enemy | Raging Moderate

You don’t need a degree in psychoanalysis to figure out that Donald Trump defines himself by his adversaries. The media. His staff. His family. His… Continue reading

Trump Zombies | Raging Moderate

The followers of Donald Trump are many things. Loyal, rabid, focused, committed, single-minded, self-righteous, rabid and oblivious. And rabid. Many folks have gone so far… Continue reading

Storm Warning | Raging Moderate

You don’t need a weatherman to see that the storm clouds gathering around Team Trump are serious. And since the only permanent member of Team… Continue reading

Circus Trump | Raging Moderate

Like Cirque de Soleil, the Donald Trump Circus has many touring productions. The Oval Office. The White House. The Cabinet. Both Republican held Houses of… Continue reading

The Rites of Spring | Raging Moderate

Easter is a most peculiar holiday, which is saying something, considering so many other religious festivities litter our calendar. For instance, it’s the only one… Continue reading

March Madness in the White House | Raging Moderate

And once again the crowd goes wild with a bad case of March Madness. The phrase is usually associated with the wacky zany antics surrounding… Continue reading

Ways Democrats Could Screw Up the Midterms | Raging Moderate

Okay, Democrats, settle down. Drop the confetti and back away from the champagne. Stop punching each other in the arm, making with the whoop-whoop noises.… Continue reading

GOP Bridal Remorse Over Marrying Trump | Raging Moderate

Like most arranged marriages, the blessed union between Donald Trump and the Republican Party turned stormy even before Ms. Daniels arrived on the scene. The… Continue reading

The Cafeteria Lady is Packing Heat | Raging Moderate

President Donald Trump tossed out some wacky nonsense about arming teachers, which encouraged the press and public to go nuts debating this ludicrous suggestion, totally… Continue reading

Republican Cherry Picking | Raging Moderate

We all know what “cherry picking” is. Sifting through available evidence to pluck out the bits and pieces that support one particular narrative while ignoring… Continue reading

From Bipartisan to Treasonous | Raging Moderate

During the State of the Union Address, President Donald Trump said many hopeful things, including that he wants to work with Democrats. Yeah, right. He… Continue reading

Reign of Error | Raging Moderate

It’s been quite a year, the exact reverse of that whole “time flies when you’re having fun” thing. These last twelve months have slogged by… Continue reading

A Few 2018 Predictions | Raging Moderate

Time for a few choice words for the not-so-dearly departed year of 2017. And those words are… “You sucked. Go away. Stay there. Keep it… Continue reading

Santa Should Have Left These Gifts | Raging Moderate

Hey!!! Sorry. Just trying to rouse everyone from their tranquil basking in the afterglow of the most wonderful time of the year. You know, the… Continue reading

Donald Trump as Robbing Hood | Raging Moderate

They’re partying at the Cracker Barrel. Wings are flying out of Hooters. The Olive Garden’s endless breadsticks have been depleted. Wherever Republicans celebrate, cans of… Continue reading

A Democratic Pulse | Raging Moderate

Let’s send a big fat congratulatory shout out to former U.S. Attorney Doug Jones for capturing the Senate seat in Alabama, the first Democrat to… Continue reading

Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2017 | Raging Moderate

Put down the nog. Let in the dog. Delay your spouse’s jog. Buy a mask for the smog. Alert the press in Prague. Because the… Continue reading