Will Durst

Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2017 | Raging Moderate

Put down the nog. Let in the dog. Delay your spouse’s jog. Buy a mask for the smog. Alert the press in Prague. Because the… Continue reading

 

No Means No | Raging Moderate

An avalanche of revelations concerning public figures engaging in various sexual assaults has tumbled down upon our heads, and the airwaves are consumed with accusations,… Continue reading

 

I’m Thankful For… | Raging Moderate

And now its time to give thanks for the best American holiday of them all: Thanksgiving. Which could not conceivably come at a better time.… Continue reading

 

A Classier Class War | Raging Moderate

Just when you thought America had fallen down the rabbit hole entering an undiscovered country with no recognizable features and a strange distorted landscape, whom… Continue reading

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Watergate | Raging Moderate

The initial grand jury indictments in special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation have dropped like a box of rocks and include something called “Conspiracy against the… Continue reading

Trump Takes Aim at His Own Feet | Raging Moderate

Like the previous week and every one since February, the last seven day period has been a perfect example of why the current administration gets… Continue reading

Rex Tillerson Shouldn’t Have Gone Full ‘Moron’ | Raging Moderate

Here’s the deal: You don’t start out by calling someone a “moron.” That’s a final exclamatory heave after exhausting all other slanders. Fool. Jerk. Pinhead.… Continue reading

Republican Logic on Guns Makes Me Twitch | Raging Moderate

Sadly fascinating to endure another predictable dance performed on the national stage by our elected politicians in response to the recent horrendous concert shooting in… Continue reading

Trump Needs to Stop Ruining Sundays | Raging Moderate

Opinions on the recent rash of football players taking a knee during the national anthem are like knobby elbows: everybody’s got at least one. Donald… Continue reading

Typhoon Trump | Raging Moderate

Considering the severity of the cascade of disasters descending upon us lately, we should thank our lucky stars we’re able to talk about them. Earthquakes,… Continue reading

How They Spent Their Summer Vacation | Raging Moderate

And so we bid a hearty “Welcome Back” to our elected representatives as they reluctantly trudge back to Washington following their annual summer recess, and… Continue reading

Boy, Labor Day Came Fast This Year | Raging Moderate

Labor Day? Already? You got to be kidding. How the hell did that happen? Eight months of the year have expired? 2017 is two-thirds over?… Continue reading

What Trump Says vs. What Trump Means | Raging Moderate by Will Durst

Most presidents try to avoid controversy by painstakingly parsing their words like a fifth grader conserving an allowance at the county fair. Reluctant to reflect… Continue reading

Hateful Haters Hating Hate | Will Durst

Someone please tell the radical left to stop getting their panties in a bundle and quit calling our president a Nazi. Donald Trump proved himself… Continue reading

Thermonuclear Chicken | Raging Moderate

Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the drive-in. Pull out your pedal… Continue reading

Apparently, Trump is a Winner Surrounded by Losers | Raging Moderate

Donald Trump is a winner. Just ask him. After all, he won the presidential election. They don’t get much bigger than that. And winners find… Continue reading

Trump’s Fifth Avenue Requiem | Raging Moderate

Anybody remember when Donald Trump boasted, “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot someone and wouldn’t lose voters.” Now that we’ve… Continue reading

Fake Sons | Raging Moderate by Will Durst

And now, a few choice words about Donald Trump… Junior. Seems as if the eldest son of the Trump Crime Family is not the brilliant… Continue reading

Trump Loves Executive Orders Even More Than Obama | Raging Moderate

Donald J. Trump has many tools at his disposal. Both houses of Congress. The support of rural America. Friends in high places. His family. A… Continue reading

Eating Crow Now That America is Great Again | Raging Moderate

Dear Noble Rustics, Last November, you real and true Americans chose a New York City real estate developer as our 45th President because of your… Continue reading