Will Durst

Internet Privacy | Raging Moderate

Internet privacy. Forget about it. It’s another of those oxymorons you hear so much about; like gluten-free dim sum or fully satisfied “Game of Thrones”… Continue reading

 

Impeachment Short Form | Raging Moderate

For all those who keep saying it can’t get any weirder, this is on you. Haven’t we learned not to taunt the gods? Like those… Continue reading

 

Impeachment and the Hamlet Conundrum | Raging Moderate

Everybody is talking about it. Well, around it: vacillating, cogitating, salivating, fluctuating, aspirating, constipating, meditating, figure-eighting, and to prove they’re serious, polling. We’re referring, of… Continue reading

 

Official Lapdog Barr and the Mueller Report | Raging Moderate

The eagerly awaited report from Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s Investigation was finally released, and it cleared up the situation like a forty-pound dirtball dropped from… Continue reading

The Democrats Have a White Man Problem | Raging Moderate

There are enough tugs-of-war playing out inside the Democratic Party to keep a multi-franchise, company picnic busy for an entire summer. We’re not talking about… Continue reading

Trump’s First Pitch (Or Lack Thereof) | Raging Moderate

Forget the tulips. Ignore the robins. Don’t let the hummingbirds, awakening bears, geese flying north or egg-coloring kits on sale in the grocery store fool… Continue reading

The Mueller Report: FAQ | Raging Moderate

Q. What just happened? A. After 675 days, 19 lawyers, 40 FBI agents, 500 search warrants, 2,800 subpoenas and 13 requests to foreign governments for… Continue reading

Rich Is As Rich Does | Raging Moderate

Stop the presses. Hold the phone. Call the queen. Ring a bell. Do the math. Cut the cheese. Bring the hurt. Mind the gap. Get… Continue reading

America Stuck on a Rollercoaster of Spin | Raging Moderate

The problem is more obvious than half a leech on the sneeze guard of a salad bar: We’re paying much too much attention. Our national… Continue reading

Peaches, the Wall | Raging Moderate

President Donald Trump loves him some wall. Not the wall of corruption he’s surrounded himself with. Not that karmic wall of wasting all his political… Continue reading

The State of the Donald Speech | Raging Moderate

The State of the Union address, presented by President Donald Trump, is a week late, due to the government being closed for five. In the… Continue reading

After Xmas Gift Wish List | Raging Moderate

It’s way past time to congratulate the baby Jesus on the anniversary of his birth. While all those annoying unending ads for the Christmas sales… Continue reading

Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2018 | Raging Moderate

Sit the kids down. Let the dogs out. Prop the grandparents up. The nation’s patience has been richly rewarded, because the eagerly awaited list of… Continue reading

Monetizing the White House | Raging Moderate

Money. Moolah. Cash. Dough. Scratch. Dinero. Benjamins. Greenbacks. Cabbage. Lettuce. Gravy. Whatever you call it, nobody ever has enough of it — you, me, poor… Continue reading

Giving Thanks in 2018 | Raging Moderate

One thing we should all be grateful for this year is that Thanksgiving is making its annual appearance at the earliest possible point on the… Continue reading

Why Halloween is so Monstrously Like Election Day | Raging Moderate

Be careful out there folks, because we’re in the middle of that scary time of year when spooky, hollow-eyed, costumed creatures come begging for treats… Continue reading

Hugging Despots | Raging Moderate

For some unfathomable reason, Donald Trump has worked himself into one heavy-duty lather over dictators. Strongmen. Warlords. Kingpins. His love of tyrants is tremendous. It… Continue reading

The Midterm Intervention | Raging Moderate

It’s such a hoary old chestnut, the phrase should be roasting on an open fire right about now. “This will be the most important election… Continue reading

Kavanaugh Huffs and Puffs His Way to the Supreme Court | Raging Moderate

Brett Kavanaugh’s pathway to the Supreme Court has been more circuitous than a drunken snake’s slide down a bobsled run. No matter whether you were… Continue reading

Harassing the Harassee | Raging Moderate

The Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court confirmation process has stumbled forward like a 10-year-old pushing a marble pedestal twice his size up a four-story stairwell. You… Continue reading